Dear Stephon Marbury,

You must be feeling pretty good now. Not only did you prove yourself to be a greater dickhead that we already knew you were, but you also cemented yourself as the most selfish player in NBA history. Starbury, you even put that crazy tattoo on your head to make you the second dumbest athlete behind Mike Tyson. I don't even mean to gas you up, but you're the only player I know to drive two franchises (Nets and Knicks) into the ground before leaving them. Seriously though, Steph, I don't know what's worse, your $14.99 sneakers or the clothes that went along with them. I guess Steve & Barry's had a little extra incentive with MSG conveniently right down the block. But you know what Steph, I'm not one to harp on the bad times. Let's take a look at some of the times that made you everyone actually think you actually had some talent in you: