Dear Barry Bonds

BEFORE:


AFTER:

We know you took steroids, Barry. It's obvious. No man can go from a skinny, fast, base-stealer, to a beefy (PAUSE) home-run hitter who can barely run around the bases. Your career is over. Your record is a farce and you no longer have credibility. Not to mention you're a selfish son of a bitch when it comes to playing with a team. Face it, Barry. I find it unbelievably funny that you're trying to make a comeback and shopping offers from teams these days. I guess all that litigation you're tied up is making your wallet thinner than you were. Yes, the recession is even hitting the immortal and over-juiced Barry Bonds. By the way, don't think that anyone forgot about this: 

Barry Bonds, if he continues taking steroids