Dear Jae Millz

Boy, how the mighty have fallen. It's a shame that fame can come so easily to complete idiots via reality TV or having octuplets, but can never be grasped by someone with considerable talent. From battling Ness on the best reality TV I've ever seen and solidifying yourself as 'next to blow' (pause), to being nothing more than Lil' Wayne's backup dancer in Young Money, you've really traversed the gamut of rap scenarios. I think dude from the "Fiesta" remix said it best: "how you make it to the door and forget the key?" I really thought you had a hit with 'No, No, No' or 'Who', but what really took the cake was 'Bring it Back'. Not only was the song fire, you had a fucking remix to it!!! Jae, how could you go from one of the best Smack Battles versus Murda Mook to being a nobody? It's sad, really. All we can do at this point is revel in your past, because your future is in the hands of YM now. Tell Kid Kid, Gutta Gutta and Lil' Chuckie I said "Y'all niggas need to go to school".