Dear Tyga,

Apparently, you've been drinking a little too much of that coconut juice. Your fake-hipster ass thought it would be a good idea to go on a radio station to promote whatever crap new music you're planning on putting out. I guess you forgot that freestyling actually takes talent. This is worse than that MC who just strings together 10,000 ad-libs to start his freestyle, but never starts. This just sounds like you couldn't think of a thing when you were on the mic. Do us all a favor and drop your microphone. Walk away from rap music and go to college or something else. Embarrassment aside, you could do much more productive things with your time.