Dear LeBron and Nike

So, after all that, after all of the speculation, and rumors and conspiracy theories, that it? That's the dunk that Nike supposedly didn't want everyone to see? That two-handed, lucky-he-didn't-get-his-shit-thrown dunk was the reason you guys were shook? Please. I know LeBron might not have had anything to do with trying to hide it, but still, he could have made it known what the deal was. And to Nike, you guys just revealed yourselves to be the ultimate swindlers and utterly foolish. That dunk wasn't that serious. It's not like dude hawked it on LeBron. It's not like he pulled something out of NBA Live and put it through his legs, around his back, did a windmill and had a cup of tea before dunking it. Sheeeeesh. If anything, LeBron and Nike should be more concerned with these dunks: