Neighborhood Newletter (12/30)

The idiocy here is unparalleled...
10 ways Apple owned the decade
Phone helps illegal border crossers find water, culture
Space Probe Gets Halfway to Pluto in Record Time
Escaped Prisoner Teases Police With Facebook Photos
Giant Mold Universe Found Inside Walmart Chef Boyardee Can
Why Men Cheat: A Year of Philandering
How Excessive Alcohol Intake Will Impact Every Organ
Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial