Neighborhood Newsletter (1/13)

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Fat Butts May Be Healthy
Tony Blair gave secret promise to George Bush over Iraq invasion
Congress Leader: Full Pot Legalization Can Happen Now
Mystery Object to Whizz by Earth Wednesday
Woman fired from Conde' Nast for showing off breast augmentation
Is Marketing Covering Up Danica Patricks Lack of Skills?
Woman in Tony Romo Jersey Assaulted by Eagles Fans
Printers are an invention of the devil