Neighborhood Newsletter (8/9)

This just made me chuckle...
'Static Kill' Worked; Well Is Plugged: BP
How to Write a Black Eyed Peas Song
40 Ways to Save Money on Almost Anything
America Goes Dark
60% Of Young Male Workers Would Punch Their Colleagues In The Face
Huge Ice Sheet Breaks Off Greenland Glacier
Why Older People Hate Inception
New Al-Qaida Leader Lived In U.S. For 15 Years
Krispy Kreme Burger Sweeps the Nation
Which Twin Did It - NY police not sure which twin to charge