Dear Ron Browz,

Negro, you need some new ideas. How many times can you make the same damn song, thinking you're going to make bank off of it? I've got a newsflash: YOU ARE LATE ON THE AUTO-TUNE BANDWAGON!!! Not to mention, you do it so badly. I've never heard a chord of music that sounds like a group of cats dying from inhaling helium. Maybe you should learn how to use the machine before you release that regurgitated crap you call music.