Joe Budden's Girlfriend's Ass

That's one of the most direct titles to a blog post EVER. Now I've never been one to objectify women, but this is unbelievable. For a man who's commercial success has faltered in the past few years, Joey did pretty well for himself.

His last words in this video are priceless. If and when God blesses me with a Queen as a companion, I'd love to be able to utter those words and have the desired effect.