The Mailing List: March 2009 (#5)

Hey kids, what's up? Did ya miss me? Yeah, well I have a new column for Dear Whoever. It's the Mailing List and it's the top 5 things you should be looking out for in that month. I'll post a new part of the list every day. But anyways, I hate describing my posts. I'd much rather write them. Enjoy, kids.

THE MAILING LIST: March 2009

5. The 2009 NCAA Tournament

Yes, kids, it's the most wonderful time of the year. The 2009 NCAA tournament is coming. It's going to be held in Detroit and I'm telling you guys RIGHT NOW so that there's no confusion. The University of Connecticut is WINNING it all, so you might as well put a picture of Coach Calhoun's face over Bill Self's. By the way, if anyone wants to get into bracket pool, get at me. I'd love to take your money.