Fairfax, Virginia

via CNN:

NEW YORK (CNN) -- The acting chief financial officer of mortgage financier Freddie Mac, David Kellermann, was found dead Wednesday morning, police said.

Eileen Fitzpatrick, a spokeswoman for Freddie Mac, confirmed the death.

Police are investigating the death as an apparent suicide, WTOP-FM reported, quoting Mary Anne Jennings, a spokeswoman for police in Fairfax County, Virginia.

Greetings from Fairfax County, Virginia, where the first death directly correlated to the recession has transpired. David Kellerman, the CFO of Freddie Mac was found dead in his home, having apparently taken his own life. While the whole 'recession' joke is quite funny (considering I myself am poor), it's sad to see the first casualty. Were times at Freddie Mac that bad? I certainly didn't see any of the other Wall Street or car manufacturing big wigs offing themselves. Then again, I guess Freddie Mac was so deep in the hole, dude really didn't see any worth in staying alive. That's a lesson to you heads out here who are married to their work: divorce that bitch and get a fucking woman!!! No seriously. Never attach yourself so closely to your work that you lose sight of anything exterior to it. Deuces readers.