Dear Birdman

Do I even have to say anything about this picture? You've literally turned your body into a canvas. Aside from having no sense, you've basically proven what we've all known for years: YOU CAN'T RAP. Pricele$$ (like seeing you at age 75) has sold 13,275 copies since it dropped last week, and I can't tell you how proud I am that 'Always Strapped' and 'Money to Blow' got you that many sales. My question is, who really bought the album? Whoever did probably thinks that tattoo was a good idea too..