Dear Ron Browz

Womp womp womp. See, this is a prime example that gimmicks DON'T WORK. Ron, I respect Ether for what it was, a dope song. But there's no way you can tell me that Nas wouldn't have ripped it over some other beat. The fact that you use it as your one claim to fame is sad to say the least. That's why when I found out that you got dropped from Universal Motown, I knew it wasn't the recession hitting those A&R's; it was your putrid use of auto-tune. Ron, not only did you manage to put out sub-par music, you have everybody forgetting how to say the word Arab. I can't say that I'm too upset though. The sound of 'EEEEETHER BOY' in bad auto-tune (I'm mad auto-tune sounds like a language now) always made me want to cringe even if 'Pop Champagne' made everybody want to get lite. Oh well. RIP to your deal, and I hope you're praying for a new fad in hip-hop that covers lack of talent...

You were such a ground-breaking musician.. We will miss you Ron...